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the journal of a fangirly insect

now with 40% more sparkliness

Created on 2005-06-21 19:21:08 (#7503675), last updated 2009-07-09

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Name:	bee
Birthdate:	1980-10-27
Website:	bee's fan fiction

Bio

HELLO THERE
I am Bee. I'm 28 years old, an introvert, and a daydreamer. I'm single and like it that way. I'm not sure if I want to have kids, but right now I'm leaning towards "no."

I love to obsess about my varied fandoms. I have a weakness for masked men; bonus points if they're evil or have a twisted psyche. ;) In spite of my fictional crushes, I usually prefer chicks in real life. I'm easily excitable and tend to overuse capslock and exclamation points at times. I'm pro-choice, socially liberal but fiscally conservative, but I almost always vote Democrat. I love books and read voraciously. I'm enamored with history, particularly the American Civil War and the Second World War. I'm an atheist; having tried several different religions, I came to the conclusion that none of them worked for me. Plus it's pretty hard to worship something you don't believe in at all (namely, a deity).

And, for the record, I was sparkling long before Twilight was written!

FANDOMS
I like a lot of stuff. My main "obsessions" right now are comics (especially Cable, Deadpool, Taskmaster, and Watchmen), Dexter (the TV show), Hannibal Lecter, and The Twilight Zone (the oldies). I also love Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Phantom of the Opera (1989 version), and Terminator Salvation.

QUOTES
"It was really true - Grenouille, the solitary tick, the abomination, Grenouille the Monster, who had never felt love and would never be able to inspire it, stood there beside the city wall of Grasse on that day in March and loved and was profoundly happy in his love." -Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

"I only wish I could be sure that people really do work...but when in doubt, there's always the comforting reassurance that ordnance does." -Cable, Cable & Deadpool

"Nothing is hopeless. Not while there's life." -Rorschach, Watchmen

"Nature can be cruel, but I can be crueler!" -Ren, Ren and Stimpy

"Life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. They end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." -Cancer Man, The X Files

"Threat number three: bees! I used to feel sorry for these little blossom sluts because I heard they were disappearing, but now I know where the bees have been going. Throughout southwest Florida, bees are taking advantage of our nation's mortgage crisis by squatting in empty foreclosed houses...I think bees cooked up this whole subprime mortgage scheme just to dupe Americans out of their homes!" -Stephen Colbert, April 24, 2008

"Books are cold but sure friends." -Victor Hugo, Les Miserables

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