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the journal of a fangirly insect

now with 40% more sparkliness

Created on 2005-06-21 19:21:08 (#7503675), last updated 2009-07-09

10,206 comments received, 8,829 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:bee
Birthdate:1980-10-27
Website:bee's fan fiction
Bio
HELLO THERE

I am Bee. I'm 28 years old, an introvert, and a daydreamer. I'm single and like it that way. I'm not sure if I want to have kids, but right now I'm leaning towards "no."

I love to obsess about my varied fandoms. I have a weakness for masked men; bonus points if they're evil or have a twisted psyche. ;) In spite of my fictional crushes, I usually prefer chicks in real life. I'm easily excitable and tend to overuse capslock and exclamation points at times. I'm pro-choice, socially liberal but fiscally conservative, but I almost always vote Democrat. I love books and read voraciously. I'm enamored with history, particularly the American Civil War and the Second World War. I'm an atheist; having tried several different religions, I came to the conclusion that none of them worked for me. Plus it's pretty hard to worship something you don't believe in at all (namely, a deity).

And, for the record, I was sparkling long before Twilight was written!

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I like a lot of stuff. My main "obsessions" right now are comics (especially Cable, Deadpool, Taskmaster, and Watchmen), Dexter (the TV show), Hannibal Lecter, and The Twilight Zone (the oldies). I also love Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Phantom of the Opera (1989 version), and Terminator Salvation.
QUOTES

"It was really true - Grenouille, the solitary tick, the abomination, Grenouille the Monster, who had never felt love and would never be able to inspire it, stood there beside the city wall of Grasse on that day in March and loved and was profoundly happy in his love." -Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

"I only wish I could be sure that people really do work...but when in doubt, there's always the comforting reassurance that ordnance does." -Cable, Cable & Deadpool

"Nothing is hopeless. Not while there's life." -Rorschach, Watchmen

"Nature can be cruel, but I can be crueler!" -Ren, Ren and Stimpy

"Life is like a box of chocolates: a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. They end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." -Cancer Man, The X Files

"Threat number three: bees! I used to feel sorry for these little blossom sluts because I heard they were disappearing, but now I know where the bees have been going. Throughout southwest Florida, bees are taking advantage of our nation's mortgage crisis by squatting in empty foreclosed houses...I think bees cooked up this whole subprime mortgage scheme just to dupe Americans out of their homes!" -Stephen Colbert, April 24, 2008

"Books are cold but sure friends." -Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
BOOKS READ IN 2009

What If? Classic Vol. 1 Essentials of Sonography and Patient Care Sectional Anatomy for Imaging ProfessionalsMoon Knight Volume 1: The Bottom TPB Spider-Woman: Origin Logan: Shadow Society Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 2: Learning Curve Deadpool Volume 1: Secret Invasion TPB Wolverine: Origins, Vol. 5: Deadpool Wolverine: Origins, Vol. 4: Our War Wolverine: Origins, Vol. 3: Swift and Terrible Wolverine: Origins, Vol. 2: Savior Cable Volume 1: Messiah War Premiere HC X Omnibus Volume 1 Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 1: Power and Responsibility Watchmen: The Film Portraits Cable & Deadpool volume 8: Deadpool Vs. The Marvel Universe TPB Wanted Cable & Deadpool Volume 7: Separation Anxiety TPB Wolverine: Origins, Vol. 1: Born in Blood Cable & Deadpool Volume 6: Paved With Good Intentions TPB Cable & Deadpool Volume 5: Living Legends TPB Cable & Deadpool Volume 4: Bosom Buddies TPB The Question: Epitaph for a Hero Cable & Deadpool Vol. 3: Human Race Cable & Deadpool Vol. 2: The Burnt Offering Watchmen: The Art of the Film unChristian: What a New Generation Really Thinks about Christianity and Why It Matters The Question Vol. 2: Poisoned Ground Letter to a Christian Nation The Sleeping Doll Cable & Deadpool Vol. 1: If Looks Could Kill The Question Batman: The Killing Joke Swamp Thing Vol. 1: Saga of the Swamp Thing Veils Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Watchmen: The Official Film Companion Watchmen Perfume: The Story of a Murderer Good in Bed In My Hands: Memories of a Holocaust Rescuer The Complete Maus: A Survivor's Tale Catch Me If You Can: The True Story of a Real Fake The Man with the Iron Heart Beauty and the Beast The Reader Dead to the World Annie's Song Club Dead Living Dead in Dallas Not Me: A Novel The Kommandant's Mistress Infidel Eats, Shoots  &  Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation Her Captain's Heart Dead Until Dark Black Cross Over the Edge Yours Until Dawn Shattered

thanks to goodreads.com
TICKER THINGIES:

I've lost this much since January 2007:
CREDITS
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photograph in profile layout Rafi Ben Aharon

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Interests (150):

1940s, 28 days later, action figures, adrian veidt, albert speer, atheism, bisexuality, books, cable, cancer man, captain america, cigarette smoking man, claus von stauffenberg, comics, deadpool, deutsche kultur, dexter, dexter morgan, edward norton, elisabeth, erik, erik destler, erik/christine, erik/mannequin, europe, family guy, fan fiction, femmeslash, film noir, flying spaghetti monster, fox mulder, free speech, gay marriage, genderswap, german language, germany, gingers, glbt, graphic novels, hannibal lecter, harvey dent, historical accuracy, historical research, history, house, jane eyre, javert, jean-baptiste grenouille, joaquin phoenix, kingdom of heaven, law and order, les miserables, lon chaney, luftwaffe, lynyrd skynyrd, masks, maus, memoirs, michael shawn lewis, moo toss, mr. rochester, music, nathan summers, nazi germany, nazi uniforms, nazis, ndn, nightmare on elm street, not shaving, older men, ozymandias, patrick wilson, pearl harbor, perfume, period films, peter parker, phantom of the opera, picking on beaver, pin-up art, pro-choice, psychopaths, queer, ralph fiennes, raoul de chagny, raoul/christine, reading, ren and stimpy, reyer, robert englund, robert hunt, robert sean leonard, rod serling, rorschach, rule 63, saw, saw series, schutzstaffel, secular humanism, sense and sensibility, shaking monj, siberian huskies, sicherheitsdienst, silence of the lambs, simon & garfunkel, south park, spider-man, squidbillies, ss uniforms, stag films, subversive cross stitch, swing dancing, swing jugend, swing kids, taskmaster, tattoos, the 1940s, the dark knight, the first amendment, the forties, the holocaust, the internet's for porn, the opera ghost, the question, the roaring twenties, the third reich, the twilight zone, the world wars, the x files, third reich, travel, two face, v for vendetta, valkyrie, vampires, vic sage, vintage erotica, vintage fashion, vintage porn, wade wilson, walter kovacs, watchmen, weight loss, wolverine, world war one, world war two, writing, x files, x-men, zwartboek,

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