the journal of a fangirly insect

I went outside and smelled something delicious in the air. It smelled like hamburgers on the grill to me, and though I'm not a fan of hamburgers, I still think the scent is delicious.

And then my neighbors' kids came running out of the house and I could hear the smoke alarm blaring. Apparently the "delicious smell" was actually my neighbor trying to cook chicken on a cookie sheet (lol wut? even I know better than that) and nearly burning down the house in the process. XD